Parents are you tired of taking care of your children? Do you have better
things to do than to sit home and care for your children's needs? Do you want to
party? Do you need a break? Do you have better things to do with your money than
spend it on boring things like good food and clothing for children?
Well help is here now! Just put your kids on layaway!
Its FREE and easy. Just drop them off at your parents house. Grandma and
grandpa will spend the time, money and love to see that your kids have the best of
everything. They will change stinky diapers, wash dirty bottles, and rock screaming
babies, clean up their messes and do anything that needs to be done.
On the Layaway Plan, you never have to worry about your children! Grandparents
will buy them what they need and take them where they need to go. Never again
will they be late for school because you were too tired to get up and get them ready
after that party last night. You can buy that new car, fashionable clothes or just
spend your money on junk food and CDs. Your money is yours to do with as you
wish. The Grandparents of your layaway children will buy the shoes, school clothes,
and toys. They pay for dancing lessons, tutors, braces, and doctors visits. If you
have a bad day you can just kick back and relax. No more thinking of feelings other
than your own! With your children on layaway you have no one to think about but
yourself. No one there to bother you! If your kids have a bad day its not your
problem. Grandma and Grandpa will be there to wipe their tears, calm their fears,
and give them cookies and milk. If they are sick, Grandma and Grandpa will gently
wipe their fevered brow, hold their head, and help them to take their medicine, and
walk the floor with them all night.
Grandma and Grandpa will go to all the dance recitals, soccer games, school
conferences, doctors and dentist appointments, and other activities your child is
involved in. This leaves you free to pursue your own interests.
You are Young! You need the freedom to live your life and be all that you can be.
You need to find yourself. Its Ok your parents are old. They have lived their lives
and have nothing better to do than to care for children. If they have not found
themselves by now they never will.
The best part of the Layaway Plan is your property is always there for you.
Unlike most store layaway plans you can visit your property any time you like. You
can take the children out any time you like, play with them and then bring them back
whenever you feel like it. Children can be fun at times like Christmas and Birthday
parties. You can dress them up and show them off and take credit for how cute and
well behaved they are. After all you brought them into the world. If they make a
mistake or behave badly you can explain to others it is because of the bad influence
of the grandparents who have been caring for them. When you are done sowing
your oats, when the party is over or becomes boring, your children will be there
waiting.
Anytime you like you can cancel the Layaway Plan and reclaim your children.
By law they are your property and the grandparent have to give them back. By
virtue of your ability to create a child you reign supreme in the courts of this land. It
does not matter if you have abused them, abandoned and neglected them for years.
All you have to do is go into a courtroom and show them that you want your children
back and might be able to parent them. Your rights as a parent supersede those of
your children and their grandparents.
The Layaway Plan is free, easy and best of all legal. Every court in the land
supports it. You are the parent and you have your rights!
